Ten Keymandments:
Although you will find a very laid-back attitude down here, we want to keep this place beautiful. Please respect the following "Keymandments" and enjoy our paradise.
Do not anchor on a reef. (Reefs are alive. Alive. A-L-I-V-E).
Do not feed the animals. (They'll want to follow you home, And you can't keep them).
Do not trash our place. (Or we'll send Bubba to trash yours.)
Do not touch the coral. (This species is protected. By Bubba.)
Do not speed.
(Especially on Big Pine Key where Key deer reside, and tar-and-feathering is still practiced.)
Do not catch more fish than you can eat.
(Better yet, let them go. Some of them support schools).
Do not collect conch. (This species is protected. By Bubba.)
Do not disturb the bird nests. (They find it very annoying).
Do not damage the seagrass. (And don't even think about making a skirt out of it.)
Do not drink and drive on land or sea. (There's absolutely nothing funny about it.)